| tongue twister

If you understand, say "understand".If you don't understand, say "don'tunderstand". But if you understand andsay "don't understand".How do Iunderstand that you understand?Understand!

I wish to wish the wish you wish towish, but if you wish the wish thewitch wishes, I won't wish the wishyou wish to wish.

Sounding by sound is a sound method ofsounding sounds.

A sailor went to sea to see, what hecould see. And all he could see wassea, sea, sea.

Purple Paper People, Purple PaperPeople, Purple Paper People

If two witches were watching twowatches, which witch would watch whichwatch?

I thought a thought.But the thought Ithought wasn't the thought I thoughtI thought. If the thought I thought Ithought had been the thought Ithought, I wouldn't have thought somuch.

Once a fellow met a fellow In a fieldof beans. Said a fellow to afellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow,Can a fellow tell a fellow What afellow means?"

Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside.Mr Inside stood outside and called toMrOutside inside. Mr Outside answeredMr Inside from inside and Told MrInside to come inside. Mr Insidesaid "NO", and told Mr Outside to comeoutside. MrOutside and Mr Insideargued from inside and outside aboutgoing outside or coming inside.Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Insideto come inside, then both Mr Outsideand Mr Inside went outside to theriverside.

SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEASHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHESELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THEREAL ONES

The owner of the inside inn was insidehis inside inn with his inside outsidehis inside inn.

If one doctor doctors another doctordoes the doctor who doctors the doctordoctor the doctor the way the doctorhe is doctoring doctors? Or does thedoctor doctor the way the doctor whodoctors doctors? "When a doctorfalls ill another doctor doctor's thedoctor. Does the doctor doctoring thedoctor doctor the doctor in his ownway or does the doctor doctoring thedoctor doctors the doctor in thedoctor's way"

We surely shall see the sun shineshortly. Whether the weather be fine,Or whether the weather be not, Whetherthe weather be cold Or whether theweather be hot, We'll weather theweather Whatever the weather, Whetherwe like it or not. watch? Whether theweather is hot. Whether the weather iscold. Whether the weather is either ornot. It is whether we like it ornot.

Nine nice night nurses nursingnicely.

A flea and a fly in a flue Said thefly "Oh what should we do" Said theflea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let usflee" So they flew through a flaw inthe flue

If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted astongue-twister twists tongues.

Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owneda seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar'sseesaw Before Soar saw See, Whichmade Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's sawBefore See sawed Soar's seesaw, See'ssaw would not have sawed Soar'sseesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar'sseesaw.But it was sad to see Soar sosore Just because See's saw sawedSoar's seesaw