| spell check!

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen,
Eye trussed to bee a joule,
The checker pours o'er every word,
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Be fore a veiling checkers
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if were lacks or have a laps,
We wood be maid to wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know faults with in my cite,
Of non eye am a wear.

Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad
den with wrapped words fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud.
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft ware four pea seas.
And why I brake in two averse
By righting want too pleas.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

Sauce Unknown

| karangan sengal!

berjalan jalan ditepi muara..
hendak cari anak dara..
kalau nak cari mak dara..
ditepi muara lah..

pantun dak budak sengal St. Francis Institution, Melaka. haha!

credits to loque!

| slipper & petua

slipper ilang di masjid atau mana² tempat yg sewaktu dgnnya?

cara ini dpt solve problem anda...

credit goes to sofia

| kantoi kelentong

Ada 4 orang sahabat. Mereka duduk satu rumah dan belajar di pusat pengajian tinggi yang sama. Nak di jadikan cerita, mereka ni unaware hari khamis tuh satu test, kira last minute la baru tahu (biasa la,student ni kadang2, ponteng, lepas tuh tak nak tanya2 kengkawan). So, mereka berfikir la, macam mana nak elakkan daripada mengambil ujian pada hari tu.nak kelentong professor la ni.

Ada seorg tu, cadangkan rumah terbakar la,tapi ada yg bantah. Cam tak logik sgt, bnyk laks soal jawab nanti dengan professor. Last2, dpt idea yg mereka fikir sgt bagus. Salah seorg tuh tepon la si professor tuh. Cakap sebiji tayar kereta mereka pecah. Skrg mereka kat highway, tak sempat nak sampai on time (kira jauh la ni). Professor pun setuju la menangguhkan ujian ke hari isnin depan. lega. Mereka fikir, sempat la nak study jap.

Hari Isnin pun sampai. Ujian tu professor buat kat bilik dia. Yerla,4 org jer. Senang nak monitor kalau2 ada la yg nak meniru2 ke, bincang jawapan ke. Ujian pun bermula. Ada 2 soalan je. Soalan pertama, 1 markah. wah, skit je. Professor tanya apa nama subjek ujian yg mereka tgh ambil ni.OK. senang la kan. Soalan 2, 99 markah. Ha, ambik kau. terkejut. Cuba teka apa soalan yg professor tuh bagi?

Soalan ke 2 : tayar kereta mana yg pecah ? Macam mana nak jawab? Jawapan tak boleh bincang. Kalau seorg jawab depan kiri, seorg jawab depan kanan, yerlah, ada 4 kemungkinan kan, professor boleh detect la mereka menipu...

moralnya.. jgn tipu lecturer anda walaupon tipu sunat... muehehehe :p~